The Judge reads off the charges. 1; Taking advantage of the 7 dwarfs (including,but limited to) UNFAIR LABOR PRACTICES. 2; FAILURE TO PAY SOCIAL SECURITY TAXES and union dues to the MINORS MINERS Union. 3; PAYING BELOW MINIMUM WAGES to the dwarf's because they are MINORS. 4; USING FORCED LABOR....making the dwarf's wash there faces and clean their rooms. 5; BREAKING AND ENTERING. 6;CRUELTY AND CHILD ABUSE. 7; LABOR LAW INFRACTIONS. 8; THEFT AND BRIBERY. 9; PROVIDING POISONED APPE PIE TO THE MINERS UNION, drugging them and then theft of union funds. 10; Any other charges the prosecutor can think of.
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